Sidewalk Art

This is an artist in New York (I think) drawing on the sidewalk. Some of these drawings are pretty amazing....more to follow.

FHM 1995 No. 86

In at number 86 is Charlotte Rampling.

FHM 1995 No. 87

Katrina Krabbe is number 87. I cannot find a photo of this woman. I don't know who she is or what she looks like. Sorry.

FHM 1995 No. 88

Annabella Lwin (I think she's a singer.) is number 88.

FHM1995 No. 89

Carla Bruni at number 89

FHM 1995 No. 90

Number 90 is Gabrielle Reece, who in my opinion should be higher.

Why Are Men Happier?

Men Are Just Happier People------
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Wedding dress-£5000. Kilt rental-£100.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another toilet because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood - all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is £8.95 for a three-pack.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet, one pair of shoes and one colour for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier, and now you know why!

Funny Pic

I used to do this!

FHM 1995 No. 91

Tara Fitzgerald at number 91. Is it just me or does this woman look remarkably like Kate Beckinsale?

FHM 1995 No. 92

British actress Cherie Lunghi was voted number 92.

FHM 1995 No. 93

Actress Kathleen Turner is number 93.

FHM 1995 No. 94

I think it's impossible to find a flattering picture of this woman. Enough said. In at number 94, it's Jenny Powell.

FHM 1995 No. 95

I'm gonna kill two birds with one stone and post a picture of one of my favourite actors, Bruce Willis, along with FHMs number 95, Cybill Shepherd.

Joke

A man walks into a bar. He sees a good looking, smartly dressed woman perched on a bar stool. He walks up behind her and says,
“Hi there, good looking, how’s it going? “
Having already had a few power drinks, she turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says,
"Listen! I’ll screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, front door, back door, it doesn’t matter. I’ve been doing it ever since I got out of college. I just flat ass love it."
Eyes now wide with interest he says,
"No kidding, I’m a lawyer too! What firm are you with?"

Lindsay Lohan update

This is a recent photo of Lindsay Lohan. I think she looks worse than the last photo I posted of her. How anybody can say she looks better now is beyond me. Women are supposed to have curves! Check out The Superficial for all kinds of celebrity news.

Joke

This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionallism goes right out the window...
He tells her to take her pants, she does, and he starts rubbing her thighs.
"Do you know what I am doing?" asks the doctor?
"Yes, checking for abnormalities." she replies.
He tells her to take off her shirt and bra, she takes them off. The doctor begins rubbing her breasts and asks, "Do you know what I am doing now?", she replies, "Yes, checking for cancer."
Finally, he tells her to take off her panties, lays her on the table, gets on top of her and starts having sex with her. He says to her, "Do you know what I am doing now?"
She replies, "Yes, getting herpies - thats why I am here!"

Joke

Q. Why is it called a Wonder Bra?
A. When she takes it off, you wonder where her tits went.

Joke

One day, while Sue was cleaning under the bed, she found a small box. Curious, she opened it and found 3 eggs and 10,000 dollars. A little bit suspicious, she confronted her husband of twenty years about it.
"Oh, that," Frank said. "Every time I cheated on you, I put an egg in this box."
Sue was a bit unhappy about this, but figured that 3 affairs over twenty years wasn't so bad.
"But what about the 10,000 dollars?"
"Every time I got a dozen, I sold them."

FHM 1995 No. 96

Beatrice Dalle is at number 96.

FHM 1995 No. 97

I actually thought Catherine Zeta-Jones would be a lot higher than 97.