Rachel Bilson 2

Rachel Bilson wrapped in expensive fur and jewels, tries to look sexy but ends up looking like a cheap tramp. She should realise that you can still be captivating with a clean cut image.

Some clever photography

Birds and Bees

A father asked his 10-year-old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.
"I don't want to know!" the child said, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me!"
Confused, the father asked what was wrong.
The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the "There's no Santa" speech.
At seven, I got the "There's no Easter Bunny" speech.
When I was eight, you hit me with the "There's no tooth fairy" speech.
If you're going to tell me that grownups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for!"

He's Doomed

Baby liger

Adorable!

Joke

A guy enters a bar carrying an alligator. Says to the patrons,
"Here’s a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside. The gator will close his mouth for one minute, then open it, and I'll remove my unit unscathed. If it works, everyone buys me drinks."
The crowd agrees. The guy drops his pants and puts his privates in the gator's mouth. Gator closes mouth. After a minute, the guy grabs a beer bottle and bangs the gator on the top of its head. The gator opens wide, and he removes his genitals unscathed. Everyone buys him drinks. Then he says:
"I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try."
After a while, a hand goes up in the back of the bar. It's a woman.
"I'll give it a try," she says, "but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with the beer bottle."

Weird

Dick Cheney

Cryptic Fiction

Keep an eye on this blog. My lovely fiance fancies himself as a writter and speaking from experience, his stuff is pretty amazing. He's going to post some of his works and wants some feedback. It promises to be a great read!

For The Ladies

Seann William Scott

For The Guys

The beautiful Famke Janssen

Big Cat

A 10 foot Liger and he's still growing!

Just for fun

Getting Married

I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when quite near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said,
"I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me."
I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said,
"We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
The moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.